Roland Szentpali: Variations of a Childrens Song

This guy, Roland Szentpali, is un-freaking-believable! He’s so modest about it too, on the site where he sell the sheet music for this piece he states:

The “Variations on a Hungarian Children Song” was an improvisation that I once played at the end of a concert. It was fun and the audience seemed to enjoy it; so, I later decided to write it down and use it as an encore.
The “Variations” are the kind of music musicians love the most: they are easy to play but sound really difficult. This makes the piece ideal as a final offering for recitals or concerts.

There is no way you can call this piece easy to play! It’s simply amazing! I wish I could tongue that fast.

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2 Responses to “Roland Szentpali: Variations of a Childrens Song”

Paal Says:
July 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Reply
And where might I find this site, so that I can purchase the music?
Paal Says:
July 6, 2008 at 7:18 pm | Reply
I found it, at editions-bim.com :) Now I know what to do this summer :D

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